Yo choco SO fat..

[Bixby]

Yo choco so fat I can't see around him to please look forward to anything.

[Moheeheeko]

Yo choco so fat he went for a dip in the exploratory ice hole and now I cant catch pike!

[slipmac]

yo choco is so fat it took the dev team 3 years to release him

[Alipoprocks]

Yo choco so fat, when you dismount you take damage and die.

Yo choco so fat, when you try to wave to a friend you get line of sight errors.

[Velox]

Yo choco is so fat, every time it turns around another update is released.

[Nayto]

Your chocobo is so fat, you need to dismount before entering a slope so you can roll it down.

[Tinsley]

Your Choco is so fat that i threw a sheet on him for halloween and he went as Coerthas

Your choco is so fat that i ran around him twice and got lost

Your choco is so fat that when he tripped and fell in Horizon he landed in Vesper Bay

[Erudain]

Your Choco is so fat that he has his own server time

[DefendPopPunk]

Yo choco so fat that he refers to the buffet as "dailies"

[Frisque]

my choco not fat he just big boned.