Yo choco SO fat..

[Akiva]

dat fat choco a damn hero then.
the ultimate tank. we need these birds in the frontlines yo. o/

They would be but they have hard time getting to the fate in time. Only works if odin pops right on em.

Also yo chocos so fat he needs 2 watches. 1 for each time zone he's in.
Yo choco also needs 2 LSes. 1 for left butt cheek and 1 for right.