Yo choco SO fat..

[Snowaeth]

Yo Choco so fat, KFC been trying to get rid of him in small pieces for years
Yo Choco so fat, he makes US citizens look like they have anorexia

Yo Choco so fat, once discovered, the planet count in our solar system went up by one
Yo Choco so fat, he absorbed the black hole instead

Yo Choco so fat, that when he takes a drink, all of Eorzea turns into a desert
Yo Choco so fat, Eorzea orbits around him

Yo Choco so fat, when it got landslided by Titan no one else could fall off the platform anymore
Yo Choco so fat, Titan thought it was his gf

[Rakashu]

Yo choco is so fat Sabin couldn't suplex it.

[Linkschildhood]

My chocobo so fat he still stuck in my moogle mail inbox!

[Akiva]

yo choco so fat when you ride him you have no linkpearl reception

[Legend_]

yo choco is so fat when you teleport it gets left behind

[Legend_]

yo choco is so fat when you return home it goes to the Culinarian Guild

[Ikeda]

They really need to make the fat chocobo cheep while it's backing up so it sounds like a truck beeping while it's backing up. Would fit the animation perfectly.

[dragorian]

yo chocobo is so fat se gave it's own server

[Mere]

Yo choco is so fat, that when it zones, it gets stuck on the loading screen.

P.D. Eorzea is a region. Hydaelyn is a planet.

[RegentP]

Yo Choco so fat, Ultima threw his back out picking it up.