Yo choco SO fat..

[Akiva]

dat fat choco a damn hero then.
the ultimate tank. we need these birds in the frontlines yo. o/

They would be but they have hard time getting to the fate in time. Only works if odin pops right on em.

Also yo chocos so fat he needs 2 watches. 1 for each time zone he's in.
Yo choco also needs 2 LSes. 1 for left butt cheek and 1 for right.

[Wicc]

Yo choco is so fat that when he travel across the map I miss 30 fates.

[scarletfoxxy]

Yo chocobo so FAT!!! instead of wearing a necklace...he wears the whole food chain!!

[NyneAlexander]

your chocobo is so fat, his bloodtype is dhamzel tomato sauce

[NyneAlexander]

your chocobo thought pom holy was a type of fruit drink

[Eolyn]

Your choco is so fat, 2.3 patch notes are inside it

[WildCard513]

Yo choco so fat, you set the music on loop but it never made it back around.

[Lunavi]

Yo choco is so fat that it ate yo mama. (bad I know)
Yo choco is so fat that when it jumps everyone in the same zone takes 9999 tumult damage.

[Snowaeth]

Yo Choco so fat, KFC been trying to get rid of him in small pieces for years
Yo Choco so fat, he makes US citizens look like they have anorexia

Yo Choco so fat, once discovered, the planet count in our solar system went up by one
Yo Choco so fat, he absorbed the black hole instead

Yo Choco so fat, that when he takes a drink, all of Eorzea turns into a desert
Yo Choco so fat, Eorzea orbits around him

Yo Choco so fat, when it got landslided by Titan no one else could fall off the platform anymore
Yo Choco so fat, Titan thought it was his gf

[Rakashu]

Yo choco is so fat Sabin couldn't suplex it.