So, I just bought a new laptop and of course instantly installed FFXIV, and everytime I input my login then press play from the launcher, it crashes. I've restarted several times, run as admin, reinstalled several times from both the main page and a torrent that was proven to work on a different computer, changed my password, updated/reinstalled my graphics driver and sacrificed a virgin. I'm at my wit's end. If it matters and/or anyone cares, SimCity works fine. I haven't tried any other games, this laptop is literally days old.

Here is my computer info: Windows 8.1 64bit with an AMD Radeon R9 M290X.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.