Have you sent a retainer out on a venture, only for them to return bearing gifts of furniture, housing materials, clothing, or high level weapons? You sir may be employing a thief.

Everyday, thousands of innocent Eorzeans have their FC houses broken into, and their furnishings stolen, or they're robbed of their equipment while they innocently slumber. Some of these victims can barely afford to feed their families, let alone afford new weapons.

If your retainer gifts you with suspicious items, please report it. Put a stop to Retainer based crimes today.





NOTE: This is a joke. If you actually think retainers are stealing mog axes from people, or that a random FC house is suddenly missing it's roof, I feel bad for you. My FC and I had a huge laugh yesterday about where our retainers are finding all this stuff, and just made a big joke out of it. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, just posting it because these forums could use some lightheartedness.