[Retainer] Third Time's a Charm

[Cairn]

can i rent your retainer?

Uhmm... No.

Your retainers are obviously very against Moogles. Though, I must admit, I am slightly envious of your retainers' skills.

My retainers have yet to have brought me anything lucrative or even slightly interesting. Roofs, random food items/ingredients, few pieces of low-level clothes, a few housing items... never anything of amazing interest.

You are one lucky gentleman, sir.

Just plain luck, you will get it too one day if you keep doing quick adventure.
Or hire a female lalafell as your retainer, that might work.