Special Letter from the Producer (featuring special guests!)

[NamiNamai]

PUP: req. classes: GSM 15, PUG30.

Players can now accept a new quest at the Goldsmithing headquarters.

Skill Preview:
Bondo: Heal Automaton by 3% every second for 8s.
All or Nothing: When casting Ego Boost or Temper Tantrum player joins in the fray. Low chance to upset automaton causing the Ticked Off Status: Automaton will not follow orders for 16 seconds
Temper Tantrum: Automaton throws a fit: damage equal to a portion of the party’s MP.
#@%! – Automaton shrieks insults on the battlefield stunning target for 3s.
Dice – Automaton throws dice at target(s).
Roll: 666 Devil’s Due: Automaton rampages the battlefield. 8% HP attack to target(s). 3% of damage reflected to party by low chance.
Ego Boost: Automaton sacrifices self: Casts shield on party. All physical attacks blocked for 4 seconds. Automaton cannot be recalled for 30 seconds. 65% chance to fail. When move fails, Automaton goes berserk and shouts insults at its owner.

[xanj]

next week we will be performing a weekly wipe of all character and personal information began charging 80 dollars a month per player character, also all current credit cards will be blocked so everyone please open a new bank account just for final fantasy any other purchases for said bank account will result in trained assassins dispatched to collect your bloody hurt butt holes

[evilsohn]

Greetings everyone,
just dropping by quickly to let You in on a wonderful anouncement.
The FF XIII crossover Event was such a great success that we are proud to announce the next crossover event for June 2014:
Final Fantasy VII - in celebration of the PS4/XBox One HD Remake of this great classic, Cloud and some others will cross over to give you quests, battle alongside with you in fates (or even against you - I've been told a certain onewinged individual is said to be featured in his own limited time only Dungeon, dropping sweet Item Level 7 Weapons)

Hoping all of You are as excited about this development as I am.
Have a nice day \\^_^//

[Yoohre_WildRiver]

hello FFXIV players!,
just wanted to give you guys a sneak peek to the new Job.
CANOE MASTER!
defile and destroy your enemies with your very own PET canoe!
CNM is unlockable in limsa lominsa, you must beat all extreme primals, then challenge and beat thancred on a slurpee chugging contest. then ride ultima weapons back for more than a minute... and last but not least.. farm atma.. lots of lots of atmas. only then will you master the power of the canoe.

here is a preview of the canoemasters summoning his lvl 99 canoe. hope you guys are as exited as i am!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...3VTSdTxU#t=226

until next letter,
Yoshi P out!.

[Eekiki]

Yoshi-P here,

Our next live FATE event here in Japan has been planned out! I've talked Square Enix executives to pay for all 1.8 million adventurers to be flown to my house in Japan, which will allow me to leap off the roof of my house and crowdsurf all the way to work.

Afterwards, waffles will be served, and everyone in attendance will receive an "I groped Yoshi-P" t-shirt! Please look forward to it (I know I am).

[Moonapple]

Greetings

I know you are very exited on getting new jobs. However, we have been holding back the development of the jobs dark night and thief to bring toilets into the game. (No, it's not a job.)

[FritoBandito]

Greetings

I know you are very exited on getting new jobs. However, we have been holding back the development of the jobs dark night and thief to bring toilets into the game. (No, it's not a job.)

Hello everyone!

You have voiced your desire for more details regarding the toilets we will be adding, and I have heard you! So, here is what I am allowed to share with you so far.

• Toilets will be scattered in various locations around Eorzea
• A new Disciple of the Hand class will be added. For now we are calling it "Plumber" (might change in the final build).
• Plumber will function as sort of a cross between Disciple of the Land and Hand, in that you will gather things from the toilets, and then craft them into new and exciting items!
• The chances of gathering an HQ item will depend on your "plumber's crack" level.

This is all I am allowed to share for now, but there will be more soon!

Please look forward to it!

[Sadana]

I can't stop laughing at the post with Camate being a fluffy cushion and Hvinire's girlfriend being a potted plant. Sorry!
lofl

[Antanias]

Hello everyone, Yoshi-P Here

In 2.3 we will be reintroducing Skirmish, Hamlet Defense, Caravan Escorts, and Faction Leves (as well as Faction Credits) to the game. While we won't have any specifics on how we will reintroduce this content, please look forward to the details on the Lodestone in the coming days....and now I need to go restock on Red Bull...

[Munba]

Hello to all of you FFXIVers out there!

You know there are some Yoshida around but one among them could be the real one. I offer you a sneak peak about a new system we'll introduce in the near future.

http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/976debc4fa48dae86d09caba7971b9e903453s

See you next time, on the forums, or in Eorzea!