My retainer found something interesting...

[O-Deka-K]

We hope players will enjoy creating back stories for the items found by their retainers.

Okay, let's reason this out.

We all know that our retainers often come back with roofs, walls, furniture and other odds and ends. Once in a while they'll come back with an Ifrit weapon, a mog weapon, or a HQ crafted weapon. I'm pretty sure my level 20ish thaumaturge (at the time) didn't have the ability to defeat Ifrit Hard, and he definitely couldn't HQ a 2-star alchemist weapon. I'm also fairly certain he hasn't done enough PVP to get Warwolf gear. All this in a 1-hour venture, at that.

Therefore, they must be stealing them from other characters (PCs? or maybe there are NPC adventurers). Oh, I know there are plenty of jokes about this, but what other explanation is there? You know how there are rumors that the Thieves' Guild is coming? Actually, they've been here the entire time, under our very noses. The Retainers' Guild is really a front for the Thieves' Guild. That's how they roll.

Sorry to let the coeurl out of the bag.

[LordSliver]

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Therefore, they must be stealing them from other characters (PCs? or maybe there are NPC adventurers). Oh, I know there are plenty of jokes about this, but what other explanation is there? You know how there are rumors that the Thieves' Guild is coming? Actually, they've been here the entire time, under our very noses. The Retainers' Guild is really a front for the Thieves' Guild. That's how they roll.

Sorry to let the coeurl out of the bag.

Thief Class Confirmed

[Kaela]

The other day my retainer got me a Kingly Whisker. I was freaking out since that was from Mog ex and I have yet to try that fight XD silly Retainer.

[JayCommon]

The other day my retainer got me a Kingly Whisker. I was freaking out since that was from Mog ex and I have yet to try that fight XD silly Retainer.

Haha, that's hilarious. We are on the same server and an FC mate of mine got a Kingly whisker right around the same time frame you got one.

Maybe they teamed up and plucked the whiskers off the King face simultaneously?!

[Kaela]

Haha, that's hilarious. We are on the same server and an FC mate of mine got a Kingly whisker right around the same time frame you got one.

Maybe they teamed up and plucked the whiskers off the King face simultaneously?!

Good enough explanation if any. Gamewizard the mighty lancer probably speared him several times and found it on his spear afterwards.

[Zophar]

Was my first reaction that first time my retainer brought me back a table "...my retainer totally just broke into someone's house and stole their stuff." Didn't know what to think the next day when she brought me someone's roof

[LordSliver]

Was my first reaction that first time my retainer brought me back a table "...my retainer totally just broke into someone's house and stole their stuff." Didn't know what to think the next day when she brought me someone's roof

She figured the guy didnt need his roof since he doesnt have a table anymore lol

[Zenaku]

Was my first reaction that first time my retainer brought me back a table "...my retainer totally just broke into someone's house and stole their stuff." Didn't know what to think the next day when she brought me someone's roof

same here i think that was everyone reaction i know me and my FC came up with weird idea on how they got this item for us.

[TreFernandez]

most i ever got was darksteel armor

[sarehptar]

Last night my retainer brought me back a street lamp. How the heck she carried it...