"I was never part of the Company of Heroes! I'm no marauder! I'm actually a complete coward! I'm nothin'! I'm chocobo dung! No, I'm the maggots ye find wrigglin' in chocobo dung! I have to lie to women to tumble 'em, an' that don't happen much! Me member's tiny, it's pathetic!"

I couldn't find the full scene from True Lies, but someone from the localisation team is obviously a fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuamv5xPdrM