Anyone looking for specific links to addressing this can look here: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...4906#post84906 and here: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...4548#post84548

I know the topic is a repeat. But with a bunch of these complaining topics here and there I wanted to lighten the mood on the forums by coming up with a funny little story and I'd rather see some chuckles out of it instead.