So. I get tells. You get tells. I'm pretty sure everyone gets tells. Their elegant names are generated by pounding on the keyboard, usually.

How is this behavior THIS easy? They're level one. I have a rhetorical question for the devs:

What level one needs to send a tell to everyone on the server?

Noone does. For a REAL PLAYER, if this new player gets started by their friend, they might send a tell to that person. Or they might send a tell to a person they see.

At no point will a real player go down the list in player search, and send a 2-3 line tell to each person.