Haiku thread

[Ferth]

(What's the battle plan?)
(I need some time to put to-
gether my answer)

(Looking for members.)
(I want experience points.)
(Disbanding Party.)

[Rowyne]

Insta-pen Haikku
Born from auto-translator
Ferth is made of win

[Ferth]

(Please use the auto-
translate function.)(I don't speak
any Japanese.)

Remembering beta,
All the possibilities...
<en> <en> <en> <en> <en>

An extra year in
Production. Much yet to fix.
Hope is wearing thin.

Changes implement
at a snails pace. Yoshi-
P, don't let us down.

Walking from Ul'dah,
beautiful desert scenes.
This game is pretty.

[Aegis]

Dunes, cracked and ranine
Wolves, birds, puks fall to our blades
One remains, always

[Seif]

Yoshi promises the moon
1.18 delivers dodo dung
fans call it the golden patch

[Ventus]

Now this is the story all about how
Eorzea got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ul'dah

In west Gridania born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Ul'dah"

I whistled for a chocobo and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the beak
If anything I could say that this choc was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Ul'dah!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the choco "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Ul'dah

Yoshi should personally hand you over 9000 gils in real life for this good sir. You've made these forum people proud.

/bow

[EdenT]

Eorzea eh?
Has much changed from Vana'diel?
Chopped out the good bits?!

Why can't I search for
Certain types of characters?
To hide population?

My words are in jest
This game has much potential
Good luck Yoshi-P!

[Verecund]

The chocobo kwehs
In Ul'dah, it sits all day
The cake was a lie

[XooZQ]

MEAN JEAN MADE A MACHINE
JOJO MADE IT GO
ARTY ART LET A FART
AND BLEW THE WHOLE DAMN THING APART!

[Holy_Dragoon]

To go along with the mini LS event we did last night.

North of the Last wood
The water's lie after doom
Seraphim find me!