Quote Originally Posted by AdvancedWind View Post
Now this is the story all about how
Eorzea got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ul'dah

In west Gridania born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Ul'dah"

I whistled for a chocobo and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the beak
If anything I could say that this choc was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Ul'dah!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the choco "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Ul'dah
Yoshi should personally hand you over 9000 gils in real life for this good sir. You've made these forum people proud.

/bow