Haiku thread

[Rowyne]

(POEM)
My subligar brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Poll: SE make subligar named Reinheart! · YES PLZ! OR NO WAY!

(HAIKU)
Oh My Subligar
My Dear Sweat Sweat Subligar
I want one right now

Metal underwear
A subligar obsession
Real men of genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yRnNtRtwAI

[quantumsaint]

Reinheart, you're awesome.
Thanks for your translation work.
But the colors, damn...

[KarahaBaruha]

It's not a Haiku, but let me try this out.

Have you ever seen a MMO that you tried to play
Logged on to collector's edition, but it was beta anyway
Let me tell ya a story about my situation
I was playing an MMO from the J. P. nation
The way that I found it was checking E3 for new info
It had great graphics and sure demo
I just freaked out since it was made by S.E.
I tried out for Alpha tho it wasn't to be
I whispered to my friends to check out an illegal feed
so they could get an idea if this is what they need
I asked them their feedback and got blah blah blah
I said "It's only alpha" and to this they said Ahh
Got into open beta and yes I was Enthused
I played a couple nights and at first I was amused
I started finding problems but they said they were minor
When I started asking questions people though me a whiner
Then when I started playing I tried to detach
but they kept on saying "....oh we got a patch"
COME ON

You, you got what I need...but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed, Yoshida
You, you got what I need....but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed, Yoshida
You, you got what I need....but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed.

[slipmac]

It's not a Haiku, but let me try this out.

Have you ever seen a MMO that you tried to play
Logged on to collector's edition, but it was beta anyway
Let me tell ya a story about my situation
I was playing an MMO from the J. P. nation
The way that I found it was checking E3 for new info
It had great graphics and sure demo
I just freaked out since it was made by S.E.
I tried out for Alpha tho it wasn't to be
I whispered to my friends to check out an illegal feed
so they could get an idea if this is what they need
I asked them their feedback and got blah blah blah
I said "It's only alpha" and to this they said Ahh
Got into open beta and yes I was Enthused
I played a couple nights and at first I was amused
I started finding problems but they said they were minor
When I started asking questions people though me a whiner
Then when I started playing I tried to detach
but they kept on saying "....oh we got a patch"
COME ON

You, you got what I need...but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed, Yoshida
You, you got what I need....but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed, Yoshida
You, you got what I need....but you say patch is delayed
but you say patch is delayed.

hahaha awesome

[Vanguard319]

Painis Cupcake eats
He will eat you nom nom nom
it grins as you die

[OMEGA_HACK]

Waiting for update,
Oh when will it deliver?
I picked my nose holes.

[Reinheart]

Oh yeah Chocobo
Chocobo might come in soon
1.19 hurry!

(first 1.18... YoshiP talking about chocobo in 1.19: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...l=1#post215980)

[Balbanes]

die all you trolls, die
this is beta, believe that
pass your time elsewhere

[Coldfire]

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