Haiku thread

[Titochuk]

Waiting for update
Yes, still waiting for update
Update announcement?

Need new content now
Found a shrine in the black shroud
Was killed by a drake

Chocobo come now
I need you to carry me
I wont feed you though

I ran out of food
Survival of the fittest
Dunesfolk for dinner

[BlaiseLallaise]

My free time, stolen.
My wish to log in, thwarted.
How I miss playing!

[danny52844]

why does this game suck
it has been a whole year
please do better

[Renshi]

haiku are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

[Holy_Dragoon]

Renshi's the master.
English words are his weapons,
Too bad he's a Swiss.

[origamikitsune]

My mates sit and whine;
"There's nothing for me to do!"
Why u no play game?

Only R20.
Would rather bitch about game,
than try to play it.

<.< Been on a kick lately about people whining about never getting to do anything, and then ignoring it or saying, "I don't want to" when they are offered to go out and do the things they haven't done yet. It has been my experience that (outside of these forums, and in the game) the people who bitch the loudest about the lack of content aren't actually the people that have done it all. Its the ones too lazy to organize stuff.

[quantumsaint]

I don't disagree
But the devs have said themselves
Content is lacking.

[origamikitsune]

Tanaka tried hard.
A shame it didn't work.
I've always liked him.

It is Yoshi's turn.
Can he turn us around?
Only time will tell.

[Reinheart]

(POEM)
My subligar brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

Poll: SE make subligar named Reinheart! · YES PLZ! OR NO WAY!

(HAIKU)
Oh My Subligar
My Dear Sweat Sweat Subligar
I want one right now

[quantumsaint]

Reinheart, you're awesome.
Thanks for your translation work.
But the colors, damn...