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    The only reason parsing isn't supported officially is because people can't stand be shown how bad they are with actual evidence, and all those adorable excuses mean nothing.

    People can't stand to think that perhaps they actually aren't very good at something, and require some practice and effort to improve.

    But hey, this is the era of the participation trophies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    The only reason parsing isn't supported officially is because people can't stand be shown how bad they are with actual evidence, and all those adorable excuses mean nothing.

    People can't stand to think that perhaps they actually aren't very good at something, and require some practice and effort to improve.

    But hey, this is the era of the participation trophies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    The only reason parsing isn't supported officially is because people can't stand be shown how bad they are with actual evidence, and all those adorable excuses mean nothing.

    People can't stand think that perhaps they actually aren't very good at something, and require some practice and effort to improve.

    But hey, this is the era of the participation trophies.
    You really haven't read what I have been saying throughout the thread by all means tell me I had low dps, I'll work on improving, and see why my dps is lower in that fight, but just use a similar statement to "You Suck" I'll spite you every time I see you. Now if you say it in a civil manner I'll take it on board and take any advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    The only reason parsing isn't supported officially is because people can't stand be shown how bad they are with actual evidence, and all those adorable excuses mean nothing.

    People can't stand to think that perhaps they actually aren't very good at something, and require some practice and effort to improve.

    But hey, this is the era of the participation trophies.
    No it's not supported because it leads to an abusive environment.

    Parsing is helpful as well as toxic. If everyone rely on parses, no one would be doing the mechanics properly. Do you really want drama over
    "Your parse suck" --> "Well I don't you killing plumes do I"
    "Hahah I rule on titan" --> "Dude help break me out of the jail idiot"
    " Where's my ballad" ---> "I was peoning myself"

    It's just toxic, in general just like every tank out pulling each other in CT bone dragon, and no one doing the mechanics properly.

    Stop with the epeen envy and beat the darn content.

    How does every dps parse 200+ in Titan Ex but the jails are always late? Cause they're all busy parsing themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kukurumei View Post
    No it's not supported because it leads to an abusive environment.

    Parsing is helpful as well as toxic. If everyone rely on parses, no one would be doing the mechanics properly. Do you really want drama over
    "Your parse suck" --> "Well I don't you killing plumes do I"
    "Hahah I rule on titan" --> "Dude help break me out of the jail idiot"
    " Where's my ballad" ---> "I was peoning myself"

    It's just toxic, in general just like every tank out pulling each other in CT bone dragon, and no one doing the mechanics properly.

    Stop with the epeen envy and beat the darn content.

    How does every dps parse 200+ in Titan Ex but the jails are always late? Cause they're all busy parsing themselves.
    When parsing fights, the numbers should be looked at when doing mechanics properly obviously...

    Doing the best damage possible within proper mechanics, and being a moron are not the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    When parsing fights, the numbers should be looked at when doing mechanics properly obviously...

    Doing the best damage possible within proper mechanics, and being a moron are not the same thing.
    THIS. I ran numbers last night because two monks in our FC Alliance wanted to epeen each other. So we did Ultima HM. They died...ALOT...so I turned it off. People don't seem to realize that you can't do any damage if you're dead. So for people who like to stand in aoe pools or not avoid targeted skill shots by bosses just to up their damage, I get frustrated. You're wasting my time and the time of others in the run with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    The only reason parsing isn't supported officially is because people can't stand be shown how bad they are with actual evidence, and all those adorable excuses mean nothing.

    People can't stand to think that perhaps they actually aren't very good at something, and require some practice and effort to improve.

    But hey, this is the era of the participation trophies.
    Remember when video games used to be fun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clavaat View Post
    Remember when video games used to be fun?
    Remember when people actually put forth effort instead of expecting everything to be handed to them?

    Remember when improving your skills and challenging yourself was fun?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasher View Post
    Remember when people actually put forth effort instead of expecting everything to be handed to them?

    Remember when improving your skills and challenging yourself was fun?
    I sure did. I also remember whenever someone is complaining cynically it isn't fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richiealvian View Post
    I sure did. I also remember whenever someone is complaining cynically it isn't fun.
    Sticks and stones.

    They taught that in preschool for good reason.

    As for the OP, I don't agree you should be attacked for low numbers, but you are saying it should be banned because of your single experience, which is ridiculous.
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