Parsers

[Delsus]

So you were really bad, so bad that people thought you were taking the piss.

Is it them being a douche for calling you on it.

Or is it you being a douche for burdening them without practising your job rotations on a dummy.

But you don't see the point I'm making he just said "Delsus are you trolling" which is why I'm calling him a douchebag, what I would say in his shoes is "delsus your damage was only xxk, could you focus a little more" so many people don't understand it's not what you say, it's how you say it. If someone wants to use a parser to help me fine, but when they are saying things that make them sound like an ass, then they deserve whatever they get. I know my rotations, I was just lagging a lot, but be an ass to me and I'll be an ass back.

[Bixby]

A lesson on why parsers should be a bannable offence...

But you don't see the point I'm making he just said "Delsus are you trolling" which is why I'm calling him a douchebag, what I would say in his shoes is "delsus your damage was only xxk, could you focus a little more" so many people don't understand it's not what you say, it's how you say it.

So, in other words, parsers should not actually be a bannable offense.

[Kayo]

But you don't see the point I'm making he just said "Delsus are you trolling" which is why I'm calling him a douchebag, what I would say in his shoes is "delsus your damage was only xxk, could you focus a little more" so many people don't understand it's not what you say, it's how you say it. If someone wants to use a parser to help me fine, but when they are saying things that make them sound like an ass, then they deserve whatever they get. I know my rotations, I was just lagging a lot, but be an ass to me and I'll be an ass back.

Thank you! Something that constantly goes over the heads of these "people." Parsers would be great all around if our beloved western culture had any semblance of compassion and common decency. It doesnt, however, and therefore should not be given yet another tool to be 'douchebags' with. The group wiped so, if it was found to be from the lack of DPS (like an enrage timer), then yeah, its perfectly fine to PM them or even politely explain over party chat. Starting out with "Are you trolling" is childish, stupid, and singles people out which puts people on the defensive, and only causes more unnecessary drama for groups. The irony being this troll, is asking someone else if theyre trolling.

Maybe when we stop being such d-bags to each other maybe some of the more respectable companies will allow for in game parsers like this. Until then, we reap what we sow.