Parsers

[Yumi_umi]

Yo there's a parser for ppl's IQ
It usually fluctuates during an instance with 8 ppl.
I suggest you download that to asses ppl's mentality before you badger on their game and life.
Also download a parser for skill level cuz thats important too.
Skill is thicker than gear, similar to how my cleric's boot is thicker than your butt, but a Roe's boot will always trump mine but tht is very unlikely!

[Chasely]

So basically, we have a bunch of people who are unable to function in an easy game without the use of third party tools, and who whine about other people for not cheating to get ahead. Sounds like a typical MMO.

[Gamemako]

So basically, we have a bunch of people who are unable to function in an easy game without the use of third party tools, and who whine about other people for not cheating to get ahead. Sounds like a typical MMO.

I don't think you know what a parser is. Or what this thread is even about, for that matter.

[Zephyranthes]

Tell the person how he determined that you're doing bad dps. If he admits using a parser, screenshot it and report him. It is a bannable action if you're found guilty.

[alhandra]

lol @ the witch hunt. pro tip folks, its not the parsers fault that people are bad and still fail at simple instances like king mog

[kukurumei]

lol @ the witch hunt. pro tip folks, its not the parsers fault that people are bad and still fail at simple instances like king mog

It's not the parser's fault for anything, it's your fault for breaking the rules of parser club. Stop acting high and mighty for failing worse then the people you're parsing. That's even stupider then parsing bad, when you can't even shut that trap and saying you're parsing.

What about parser club is not understood?

There's no witch hunt if there's actually a witch

[NeoAmon]

My god lol, this thread...

OP and his followers are funny.

We have a dps forum with many great players of each job. Most are willing to go to a great length to help you out, why not try to improve instead of crying about one of the few tools we got to test rotations and builds?

Alternatively few gills in the right pocket can get you twin kills plus screen shot with text chat saying you are the best player ever, some do offer customized messages.

[Mirakumi]

The two things of advice I can give OP is #1 if someone says something in PT that is saying such as, "your dps is too low" just say, "how could you tell?" Half of the time I have seen people reply in chat "I'm Parsing." herp derp. Way to get yourself banned.
# 2 is by going to the dd forums/ and check out your rotation - after that why not make a learner party and when you feel comfortable with dd just get a group together. (Also practice your rotation on target dummies!)

[Cailae]

This thread is blowing my mind. It's bullying now to call someone out on being sub-par? Bosses are bullies for firing you? Schools are bullies for failing you? Bar association for not making you a lawyer because you failed the exam? Just. Wow. Why are we not angry that rather than improve, players want to sweep it under the rug. I see some serious misplaced anger here. Instead of "Man my DPS was terrible, maybe I should improve and try again later" it's "BAN THAT GUY FOR MEASURING MY PERFORMANCE!" or making personal what is essentially a logical decision; there are 7 people here pulling their weight, and one that is not. I have a finite amount of time to play this game and would like to complete my objective. Remove the dead weight and finish. get over it, get better. It's entirely within your control if it happens again or not.

[Provoke]

This thread is blowing my mind. It's bullying now to call someone out on being sub-par? Bosses are bullies for firing you? Schools are bullies for failing you? Bar association for not making you a lawyer because you failed the exam? Just. Wow. Why are we not angry that rather than improve, players want to sweep it under the rug. I see som

Don't get your so heated brother, most of the people in this thread don't actually know whats going on, they cannot understand simple things. One person actually thought parsing was cheating, lol'd pretty hard at that one.