I don't mean to be offensive by any means but I'll drop the N-word. There, I foolproofed myself!

I don't like most of the dangly earrings, especially those who go on both ears (almost all of them) cause they look..... *drumrolls* too feminine for my male character. Oh yeah, and I happen to think most earrings are ugly by design. So, there's that too. I also have no problem running around in skimpy swimsuits looking like a genderless, asexual mannequin. Occasionally I'll ride a unicorn but, I still think those earrings are ugly.

Definitely supporting an option to switch them off, as well as what Alistaire said /displaypants off while we're at it :3