Translations (JP to English)

[HiirNoivl]

Hey Reinheart! Can you translate this tweet from Foxclon for me?

ちょっと聞いてよ奥さん、チェリーゼロですってよ。某Pが地雷だろっていうから飲んでみたら、お餅（桜餅）を開けたときにフワッとする粉っぽい香りの味でね、まぁなんていうの、地雷だったねという話（ ´_ゝ｀）

[Shura]

Hey Reinheart! Can you translate this tweet from Foxclon for me?

ちょっと聞いてよ奥さん、チェリーゼロですってよ。某Pが地雷だろっていうから飲んでみたら、お餅（桜餅）を開けたときにフワッとする粉っぽい香りの味でね、まぁなんていうの、地雷だったねという話（ ´_ゝ｀）

If you don't mind me asking, do you have the link to this tweet? Also this tweet is unrelated to FFXIV. He's talking about a drink, cherry zero from the sound of it, he tried it and says the experience(smell/taste) was like another drink(assuming a japanese one). From the way the tweet is worded, sounds like a joke but without knowing the full context of the tweet, hard to say. Its not FFXIV related though

[Reinheart]

Hey Reinheart! Can you translate this tweet from Foxclon for me?

ちょっと聞いてよ奥さん、チェリーゼロですってよ。某Pが地雷だろっていうから飲んでみたら、お餅（桜餅）を開けたときにフワッとする粉っぽい香りの味でね、まぁなんていうの、地雷だったねという話（ ´_ゝ｀）
Hey listen to me missy, it's Cherry Zero. *KureP told me it's probably a *bomb so I drank it. It tasted like the powder that comes out of sakura mochi when you open it up. Not sure what it is... but it was a bomb （ ´_ゝ｀）

*KureP - Who's this? Doesn't say YoshiP here but that kanji is 'kure' or 'soregashi' guessing it's Kure. JP kanji has more than one way to read them.

* Actual JP word used is landmine changed it to bomb. Not in a sense like "This is bomb dude!" but in a bad way... lol

[HiirNoivl]

*KureP - Who's this? Doesn't say YoshiP here but that kanji is 'kure' or 'soregashi' guessing it's Kure. JP kanji has more than one way to read them.

* Actual JP word used is landmine changed it to bomb. Not in a sense like "This is bomb dude!" but in a bad way... lol

lol Thank you for translating this.

I know that it wasn't FFXIV "related" but any time a person is introduced to something new I'm uber-curious about their "review" lol.