Translations (JP to English)

[NoctisUmbra]

For Example:
The sky is Blue.

But if SE said it... They would say:
The Sky appears to be Blue-ish right now

Someone would interpret that to mean the sky isn't blue, it just appears that way
And then someone else would infer that "right now" implies that the sky is not always blue
Yet another person would say that "Blue-ish" means it's not blue but something similar
Someone would flame that person, noting that Blue-ish is indeed a shade of blue
And mixed between all of these posts would be the dumbest GIFs and JPGs of Captain Picard or some cartoon character or someone from "My Name is Earl" followed by posters calling them idiots... followed by people asking if we need yet another thread on the color of the sky

I nominate this to be the best sequence of sentences ever posted on these forums. If I knew people wouldn't rage over it, I'd sig the entire thing right now. I tried very hard to avoid posting uselessly on this thread and contributing to the spam, but I sincerely apologize - I just enjoyed that post so much a simple Like would not suffice.

[Rydin]

I nominate this to be the best sequence of sentences ever posted on these forums. If I knew people wouldn't rage over it, I'd sig the entire thing right now. I tried very hard to avoid posting uselessly on this thread and contributing to the spam, but I sincerely apologize - I just enjoyed that post so much a simple Like would not suffice.

Thank you... I appreciate that