I must admit I get harassed quite a lot too. But I reckon I have enough there to convince people I am a real person.

Do I have relic mainhand?
Of course

Do I have AF gear, including melds?
Only the hat, because my game plan is to craft them myself when I am able to - hence why I am gathering for hours!

Do I run the same pattern over and over?
Uhm, yes actually! Even with a movie on in the background, I settle 'in the zone', so to speak. I do tend to do dozens of circuits of the same nodes over and over.

Will I respond to /tells?
Depends how much of an a'hole is sending the /tell.

I do tend to jump around a lot if there are other people around. Sometimes 5 times in a row, sometimes I deliberatey jump over rocks that a bot would get stuck behind. just little things to show I am human.