'Raids', really?

[Viridiana]

Raid

–noun
1.
a sudden assault or attack, as upon something to be seized or suppressed:

AND

–verb (used with object)
5.
to make a raid on.

thesaurus for raid and then for duck

Let's go back to your original quote, before you edited:

so you don't believe in using thesauruses huh? that explains a good deal of this. Raid is an adjective duck is a noun your analogy does not fit.

. . . so, how the flying hell does my analogy not fit?

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, ****s like a duck, it's a parakeet!

Wait, no, it's a ****ing duck. Call it a duck, ffs. . .

If it functions like a raid, has loot like a raid, plays like a raid, it's an invasion!

Wait, no, it's a ****ing raid. Call it a raid, ffs. . .