'Raids', really?

[Wolfie]

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, ****s like a duck, it's a parakeet!

Wait, no, it's a ****ing duck. Call it a duck, ffs. . .

But whyyyyyyy use the word "duck" to describe Mallards, Dutch Hookbills, Welsh Harlequins and the like? That makes them BORING!