Quote Originally Posted by Viridiana View Post
Friend: Hey, man, XIV has invasions now!
First timer: The hell's an "invasion"?
Friend: Well, you get a bit of story, then you get a bunch of people together and go to this dungeon, which we call an invasion. Then, you clear the dungeon, kill some bosses, and get some cool new items.
First timer: So. . . it's like a raid, but with more plot?
Act II
Written by Wolfie

Friend: NO! WE CALL IT AN INVASION! 'RAID' IS A TERM FOR YOUR EASY MODE WESTERN MMO!
First timer: Uh. Oooo...kay?
Friend: You can come join me and my friends, but don't bring your mediocre westerner terminology in this masterpiece of a game.
First timer: I think I'll pass.