"OMG," you thought. "This is so old I bet they're full up and kicking so much butt, they're probably not even recruiting any more."

WRONG!
NM is so cool we're putting together ANOTHER raid team just to help out the unwashed masses who are so desperate for a new kick-ass place stay!

"Three, three raid teams, ah ha ha!"
That means there's room for you!
Like swimming in mad lootz? You'll have more Bling than Mr. T! Goddamn Mr. T!!
"I pity da fool who's not full i90!"
Like cool people?? NM is so full of rad it will blow your Reebok Pumps
and Snap Bracelets straight the hell off!
Cowabunga! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?!?
Hit up Akiva Ninazu to get onboard the Love Boat today!
Did you know Jefferson D'Arcy was on The Love Boat?
WE DID.
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