Why can't we have the ability to create accurate Parser?

[Asierid]

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Again, a lot of useless extra coding in an attempt to prevent something that is going to happen anyway. You still get people comparing numbers along side their epeen. You're basically creating extra hoops that are basically going to be ignored and ran over anyway for the sake of creating a false image to appeal to a minority who can't seem to grasp the concept of how much humanity sucks when it comes to competing. / longramblyrunonsentence

Create one, or allow third party parsers and be done with it.