Why can't we have the ability to create accurate Parser?

[Muzy]

I am always left wondering where this magical sense of happiness that people expect from having no addons comes from.

No idea, but I'll let you know when I find out! Also, your character name, pure win.

I remember when I first encountered parsers/dps meters, I was like, ok, this seems like it could be useful, people constantly posting numbers and trying to use it to make themselves look good gets super annoying, but it's still useful.

Here's a little something, people will be elitist assholes whether or not they have access to parsers, they'll just come up with other reasons, in fact they already do, adding in the parsers will only change the reasons, not the amount of assholes.