2 things:
1. Of all the moronic things I've seen and done, this has to be the most stupid thing I've heard of. I should know, I'm a regular contender of the local 'Village Idiot Awards' (never won). I doubt that Marlboro is gonna hold its breath (or tentacles if your fighting it as a Miqo'te, pervy ***) while you change clothes. I like how it is now its as much about preparation before battle than during, that way you don't get caught with your pants down.
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