Drinking contest.

[Shaone]

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate (we have tiny legs and can still run the same speed as the bigguns, this is due to metabolism), combined with a body that constantly rejuvenates (still look young at 100!) means we can drink as much as we like, process it fast to stay sober, and as an added bonus suffer virtually no liver damage. And magic tummies too, as stated above.

[Gramul]

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate (we have tiny legs and can still run the same speed as the bigguns, this is due to metabolism), combined with a body that constantly rejuvenates (still look young at 100!) means we can drink as much as we like, process it fast to stay sober, and as an added bonus suffer virtually no liver damage. And magic tummies too, as stated above.

A faster metabolism would actually help you get drunk faster.

[Sagittarian]

Miqo'tes take a long time to get drunk, but it's not because of the amount they drink. It just take's them a while to lap much up with their tongues.

=>_<=

Fixed it for you.

Ha!

Lala. Super fast metabolic rate *snip* And magic tummies too, as stated above.

Yes, all this talk of body size is assuming absorption rates and liver function are the same. Lalas probably have great liver function no matter what age. Roes probably stay drunk longer because there is more blood to clean. Elezen may have very slow metabolisms and not get drunk quickly, but when they do .. phew!