Are you ready for the biggest house party in gaming history! To celebrate the retarded amount of gil spent on a digital house, Xen of Onslaught is throwing the wildest and sexiest digital party.
Date - Tuesday, January 28th, 2014
Time - 7:00 EST - Until the cops show
Place - Den of Onslaught - The Mist, Ward 1 Plot 29
RSVP? - Hell nah. BYOB!
Activities will include, but are not limited to:
pance off dance off
Best Stripper on Sargatanas
Best Lapdance of the Night
Lalafell Beer Pong
If you don't end the night cybering with someone that says they are a girl or you don't wake up with an e-hangover, you done wrong. Please keep all sexual acts exclusively to the upper floor so the maids in the morning don't have to go searching for bodily fluids.
Costumes strongly encouraged.