Just wondering how many of you are like me and you love the nonsensical, epic pointlessness of fantasy weapons and armor....

I am serious... and not even being sarcastic....

I'm talking about swords with retarded shaped blades made of crystal with holes in them
multicolored swords with enough zigs and zags to make you dizzy....

Lulu attacking with an onion knight doll that runs up and hits the mob....

Weapons that in no way shape or form could ever be practical in real life
Because you know what... this is definitely not real life
I love them

Take all of the blades on Lightning's Gunblades in FFXIII... they are all unique, and make absolutely no sense whatsoever... and I LOVE them....

I want a cesti that wraps all the way up the pugilists arms....

An Axe with three axe heads each made of a different metal

Straight blades and realistic weapons are out....