Remember when it meant the world, when you got the Ribbon item?

Where are the annoying (but hilarious) effects like Frog and Small?

Wouldn't that be a kicker, you're doing a run and suddenly POOF right in the middle of the fight someone's croaking... because they're inadvertently amphibian?

The closest-in-spirit I've seen to Frog-type shenanigans are the Apkallu that attack by projectile-vomiting sardines in your face.

Wouldn't you like to buy a "Frog Bomb" to use on friends? Heh heh heh... "Piff!" "RIBBIT!"