What are "rules" of MMOs that you have discovered?

[EA9Sol]

If you have not watch/read a walkthrougt on content before doing you are wasting the orhers time cause no one got to give tips or advice.
You must have relic armor to do relic quest or you are a nooby noob who doesn't care and selfish. Even though you are there to get said relic gear.
If you are new to a dungoen or trail you arr automaticlly a bad player untill proven other wise.
If something gose wrong play the blame game. That always works.
(P.s. sorry for the bad spelling on my cellaphon. )

[Haldonir]

1. Too lazy to farm your own gil that you go and have to sell Primal Runs for 1 Mil a run!!!
2 .When you tell someone not to stand in a certain location because they might die, and they dont listen to you, and then they die anyways, and blame the death on you.
3. Getting mad at someone because you ran in head first without first properly coordinating with the group
4. Having to run multiple times and then rage quitting because you didn't coordinate with the group before hand

[Vladislav]

If you have not watch/read a walkthrougt on content before doing you are wasting the orhers time . You must have relic gear to do relic quest , even though you are there to get said relic gear . If you are new to a dungoen or trail you are automaticlly a bad player

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[Worm]

There is only one rule:
1) Complain about anyone who doesn't play the game exactly like you in a desperate clawing attempt to make yourself feel superior to them.

[Purrfectstorm]

Never show compassion for the problems of others. Instead reassure them that that's just the way things have always been and will always be. This will get them to shut up so that their troubles cannot be part of your perfect little happy joy-joy world. If that doesn't work, advise them that they must've done something that caused them to suck at whatever they are upset about: social interactions, game mechanics, life. If you're lucky, they'll delete and/or kill themselves. If all else fails, you can just tell them to delete and/or kill themselves. Remember that the entities you encounter in game are just "toons" that exist to help YOU "progress" and that they are absolutely, under no circumstances, to be considered real people with feelings.

[ceiimq]

3. Tanks have veto, immunity and godhood. The tank will never be victim to vote kicking, no matter how bad he happens to be.

One of my most enjoyable moments in ARR so far: bad DF tank is being abusive. Vote kick. Bad tank requeues and joins again "I'm a tank you can't kick me!". Vote kick again, with a nice tank from my FC ready to queue. Magic!

4. A healer is always going to revive you just before the wipe.

Guilty as charged. Yes I do it on purpose.

[Roth_Trailfinder]

The answer to the question: Are you experienced at x fight. is always Yes.

Even if this is a lie, it is only a lie once.

Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!!!