New rules of MMOs:
1)Anyone who enjoys doing content in a game is a "no-lifer"
2)The real fun in a MMO is gained from picking up gear easily and then showing it off to people to make them in awe of you.
3)Trash mobs? "Ain't nobody got time for dat!" We want to go find a boss alone in a room and kill him in one attempt and grab the loot that comes out of the pinata.
4)Practice? Videos? Strategy? Just find someone else who cares about that stuff and make them join your party! Tell them you care about that stuff and that you farm this mob successfully all the time! I'm just here for the lewt! (Maybe I will let them roll if it drops, but...NAAAA MINE!)
5)Come to the forums if you can't get something on your first go and say it's too hard. This usually results in it being nerfed!

What rules of MMO's have you discovered on your journey?