Quote Originally Posted by Seif View Post
I think this is a perfect time to state some fanboy facts:

Market Wards are the best thing evah' I love roleplaying in a zombie room!
Who needs more story content anyway? I love the fact that npc quests are nothing more than leves!
60min raids yay! Why play WoW when we have this! Besides there's some palette-swap gear as a reward, whoopee!
I love how diverse and exciting the leves are! Completing them feels like I'm really helping these people, even though they ask me to complete the sam things over and over again, ...hmm
Who needs landscape overhauls? We have 3 huts incoming! They'll surely spice up things in this copy paste zone that's the size of Texas.
No death penalty! It's totally icky when the game forces me to think dying as some kind of bad thing!
Who needs cutscenes in NPC quests?! Seriously didn't they see the leve- ...I mean flavor text box? That's some immersive compelling stuff right there!

Now let me just kill some marmots so I can give them to this guy that doesn't have a name but is a real character let me tell you. You can just remember him by his appearance alone. He does the standing animation and usually wears clothes that have 3 shades of brown in them, you know the one with haircut 1 out of 5 on his head?

Anyway you all know what we say to people who don't like these things? Leave now, lols we don't need a playerbase to keep this MMO alive all it needs is a few dedicated fans.

/end sarcasm /start barf

Hell I hate sarcastic people.
/end sarcasm