Thread: Stupid and Funny Things People Do In Titan HM

First of all, please be nice. I've been having several Titan fails and thought it would be entertaining to read and share stupid but funny things people have experienced with Titan HM.

I'll start. We start off by building the limit break. After we build the limit break, the team starts to DPS but quickly falls apart and dies. After the team dies the MT types "DPS sucks" because he didn't realize we were building the limit break. The rest of the party "LOLs" then explains what was happening.

Someone dies and then blames lag. Gets me laughing every time.

On a somewhat more serious note, I've had tanks that backed right off the edge while trying to get into position.

Building the Limit Break is one stupid thing people do for Titan (Hard). The majority of the time, people who need the LB to kill the heart are going to wipe to the tumult soft enrage, unless they know how to interrupt a stomp.

I will randomly join Titan groups (Daily) with my Relic/AF2/DL SMN who is usually the last one standing, and I will spend hours helping the random people even if they keep failing. Wait, that's not funny or stupid. That's Masochistic.

Someone jumps off intentionally before heart appears then leaves LOL.

DRG standing next to me (Tank) gets me landslided

almost beating him (1%) with one guy left and the aggro holder in a gaol and a scholar the only guy standing...and then he gets gaoled.

black mages eating landslides after using manawall.

using DF while dressed up as a ghost and still being better geared than everyone else in the room.

If I'm helping out a new group, I play the tower game as they learn. There is a tower-like rock formation on the NNE side of the arena and it takes a nicely timed jump to land on top of it. I do this if I am the last person alive, healers/tanks dead, or a failed heart phase.

Rather than DPSing the heart, spending time DPSing the second gaole thing...
After explaining it's best to get heart down, when we tried it again, nobody bothered with the second gaole thing (except me!) once the heart was down and the Healer inside it died...

We were all beginners once, I know, but I had a little giggle