Are DPS parsers allowed?

[Maelwys]

You have never done Binding Coil of Bahamut Turn 2, the normal way have you? People now a day's don't even know how to count to 5.

All four (Five?) "Normal" ways

Traditionally we took the right-hand route, did the Rot rotation once, then stacked everyone but the Tanks and one WHM up...
... these days people are so lazy, we only need to count to three.

(Three Healers, four if you count Eos!)