After reading through these posts i have deemed that this is a very good act of masked sarcasm. Props to you my friend you were very believable in your deliverance. The 2 parts that gave it away for me were the pirates vs ninjas thing and the wanting to parley against people online haha well played sir.

as for my 2 cents, i dont know if it is pessimism or optimism in Se thats caused me to just spend my time playing the FF rpgs on the psp more then 14. Atleast i have brand loyalty haha.