This is a joke!

[Morphemes]

I boldly encase my critique in (parentheses)

Never in history HAS a game made me THIS mad
(& that was NEWS to me)

Boring Start & I have no idea what to do. I don't know what the stats do.
Where are the English EU servers? (you live in the EU? You should be used to tourism by now) I hate Japanese in chat, I cant understand it. (Yeah, so what? The words on the maps are the same.)
Maybe you think the graphic are sweet but no lag on all tings (????)
Why can't I jump over the walls and stones? Why can't I swim? Why can't I run all over the place and not get hit by a wall I can't see? (Do you need a friend? What server are you on?)

Why is the combat that slow? Its like its a ps3 game only it is on PC
And I cant take the chat, its the worst mmo chat ever.
Se 10 years ago I love you. Se now I will never and ever Touch a ff game Again Shame on you. The ff XIII makes me sad. The FF XIV makes me mad. The ffXIII-2 well I'll stay away learn from your fail and do it right from the start.

Agreed...sort of...