Humor Thread

[Jinrya-Geki]

Sorry I am tired. I thought I'd try another thread to kind of throw something positive out there. You post something relating to FFXIV. While in Ul'dah after someone causing a huge debate I decided to tell a story. I shall now share a big fail to you all in hopes that you get a good laugh at my expense.

While playing Dragoon one day in East Ronfaure [S], I soloed some colibri to level up. When I did, I couldn't wear my AF boots, so I notified a GM. As I waited I was jumped by a ladybug. I managed to kill it, but then two more jumped me shortly after. I managed to kill one, but the other killed me.

Not 1 second after I get a response from a GM. This was his text "I know it's hard to believe a mighty dragoon such as yourself can be felled by a ladybug :S hehehe..."

That's right I got laughed at by a gm, I got a few good people to laugh.

Any funny jokes you have that you have shared in FFXIV that you would like to share in the forums?

Also I am retarded enough to ask in vent "Why the hell is this water elemental resisting my water II"

[Joeking]

FFXIV is no laughing matter.

[Seif]

I once was laughing at a n00b who challenged the Sea Horror on a boat trip to Mhaura.
We we're making bets on how many rows of action commands he would last while we we're hiding inside the boat.

Not 3 seconds later does he open the door screaming "HEELP!" into the public chat.

Needless to say we were gang-r***d by a bunch of tentacles within seconds.

Moments that ended up in failure were always so good in Vana. Oh XI good times..

[Powercow]

Cid's teeth in FFXI.

Well, actually, that's more terrifying than funny.

[Azurymber]

I managed to charm the kraken in qufim as a low level beastmaster and was taking it to the tower to show it off to my friends who were leveling. I forgot to 2 hour it. It un-charmed without me noticing, and once i got to the tower i couldn't figure out where it was. Then I turned around, saw it coming at me, ran for the zone but got killed, and proceeded to watch it kill about 30 or so people.

In yuhtunga my friend trained about 50 things to the zone. They killed me and my party. I respawned back in town, ran back out, agrod them all, died. Respawned back in town WAITED 30 seconds then ran out..... aggrod them all... died...
repeat about 6 times.
They were at the zone for about an hour x_x

[SomniOmnis]

I was in a party getting exp in Boyahda tree (crabs for a change lol)

We were waiting for a replacment tank to arrive and our DRK gets bored and
starts fishing.

We tried to warn him but too late !

3 (count em) Demonic Pugils spawned and wiped us in 5 seconds flat.

[Azurymber]

note...harry potter SPOILERS

2nd last harry potter book came out. so the day it did i posted a thread on VN boards (kujata server) titled "DO NOT READ THIS"
and then put "Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596"

Everyone clicked it.... LOTS of rage... lol

[Vahzl]

I was in a party getting exp in Boyahda tree (crabs for a change lol)

We were waiting for a replacment tank to arrive and our DRK gets bored and
starts fishing.

We tried to warn him but too late !

3 (count em) Demonic Pugils spawned and wiped us in 5 seconds flat.

We were exping in the Boyahda Tree on crabs on the lower level. Chaining up nicely, and nuking things with our BLM manaburn. All of a sudden our BRD dies (me), and then 2 BLM hit the floor. Confusion ensued, expletives were thrown, because instead of pulling in a normal lil crabby, I had been half asleep and ... oh well you know who I pulled in for some carnage. First time I encountered Aquarius.

[Sephr]

FFXIV is no laughing matter.

I think it's sad this is the only thing I've found funny in the thread so far.

[Warlyx]

FFXIV is no laughing matter.

rofl

10charssssssssss