Petition: Share Hildibrand's Gentlemanliness to All Races

[Chappe]

My fellow Eorzeans,

Have you always wanted to be a gentleman/gentlewoman? Does the presence of the Gentleman Detective bring you joy, beam with you delight, and humble you in awe at his magnificent presence? I too feel this when I set my eyes upon an exemplar of our time! Hildibrand! How his name strikes my heart with an overwhelming sense of gay!

Look at his magnificent pose! How I wish I could be as much of a gentleman as he! Unfortunately, I am found wanting of such a magnificent pose! However, I am just a mere male miqote, I do not have the facilities to do such a magnificent /pose as my idol or his highlander brethren. Is this fair?! Why can't I be such a gentleman just due to my race? Why can't the good women of Eorzea too, share in such a glorious /pose? Why do zombies have the facility to be a gentleman when I do not possess such facilities?!

I am here to call upon all of Eorzea to answer my call and destroy the unjust treatment of the other races for not having such a glorious pose shared between all races and gender! I suggest that the male highlanders get a new /pose while their old pose is made available to all races and genders via /flex!

I sincerely hope that you, my fellow Eorzeans are in agreement with my motion, and that with your support, we shall make this a reality! Thank you for giving the time to read through this!

A gentleman hopeful,

Chappe Popo