The things we'd see if this game had a modding community like...

[Naunet]

It'd probably go a little something like this:

Nude patch.
Super Nude patch.
Naked NPCs.
No underwear mod.
Sexy Miqo'tes mod.
Gary's Erotic Lalafell mod.
Realistic Water.

Seems reasonable.

Could I finally get a slider for the transparency of the chat background?

Grid

I would do terrible, terrible things for a Grid incarnation in XIV. But first... THAT CHAT BACKGROUND. Dx