Quote Originally Posted by NeruMew View Post
I'm -everything-.

And I trick your mind into believing that, so I can use you as my personal brainless meatshield to tank and (falsely think and pretend) to pewpew stuff while in reality my fiery hellish balls melt faces onto the ground, pulverizing them into dust.
No, I use *real* things like an AXE to HIT STUFF. There is no such thing as magic, so you just run around in your robe screaming *lightning bolt, lightning bolt* (kudos if you get reference ) while adding up your *magic* numbers to make you feel like you are doing something. We just bring along the token *magic user* as we feel bad, and hope to make the community a better place.