[Midgardsormr] Typhonic Beast <BEAST> recruiting for 2.1!

[Malachi_Draven]

We are accepting deviants, alts, hookers, lalafells, refugees, lepers, lalafells, amputees, mules, strippers, preachers, naked lalafells, drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, Canadians, Canadian lalafells, people who chew on their own tongue, lalafells who chew on their friends' tongues (think about that- some lalafell hangin' offa somebody's face, just masticating away....), and pretty much anyone else.

No politicians, though. We have standards.

As you may have guessed, we're an awesome FC with a sense of humor (I don't care if you don't think it's funny, it's still humor. I'll bet the Canadians get it.)

Don't let our charming personality fool you, though. Just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we're not totally badass at gaming. We live and breathe MMOs and can slay dragons in our sleep. We'll run circles around you with both legs tied behind our back. And best of all? We'll look good doing it!

Visit www.typhonicbeast.com for more info!

[Malachi_Draven]

Straight to the top!

We are delving into all that 2.1 has to offer, and having a blast! We've got some super high PvP ranks, with incredible Win:Loss ratios. We're stomping all over Crystal Tower and Moogles and what-not.

And we just hit Rank 6! We might possibly be getting that FC House real soon, depending on how our member vote goes :P

[Malachi_Draven]

Bumpity Bump! Still rockin' out in the new year, and we're looking for some more cool cats to join us! Think you got what it takes to be a BEAST?! Head on over to www.typhonicbeast.com and apply now!

Oh, we also just started a system to encourage donations. We call it Beast Points. You donate, you get points, you buy sweet rewards like <BEAST> T-shirts, mousepads, even some Unleash the BEAST boxers!