Typhonic Beast <BEAST> is recruiting!

[Malachi_Draven]

We are accepting deviants, alts, hookers, lalafells, refugees, lepers, lalafells, amputees, mules, strippers, preachers, naked lalafells, drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, Canadians, Canadian lalafells, people who chew on their own tongue, lalafells who chew on their friends' tongues (think about that- some lalafell hangin' offa somebody's face, just masticating away....), and pretty much anyone else.

No politicians, though. We have standards.

As you may have guessed, we're an awesome FC with a sense of humor (I don't care if you don't think it's funny, it's still humor. I'll bet the Canadians get it.)

Don't let our charming personality fool you, though. Just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we're not totally badass at gaming. We live and breathe MMOs and can slay dragons in our sleep. We'll run circles around you with both legs tied behind our back. And best of all? We'll look good doing it!

Visit www.typhonicbeast.com for more info!