I feel for you OP. Thankfully the majority of players are not like the villian in your tale. Although as time goes on, there seem to be more & more filtering through to our beloved gaming communities.

I'm sure I'm not the only old timer who harkens back to a time when we all found it distasteful or down right disgusting to play with another man's duty. These days, it seems the young kids just roll around in it or throw it at each other for fun.