Dear SE: I would like a Pony.

[LiadansWhisper]

That is all.

I did your quests, and there was no pony waiting for me at the end. This made me great with sadness. All of this for a bowl of soup!



But I would really like a horse now! D: I love my Chocobo, but I'm sure that he'd like a rest sometimes. And then I could gallop around on a horse!

...no, the unicorn doesn't count. I ride sidesaddle. Bareback. ._.

[HumsterMKX]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

[LiadansWhisper]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit? Comes with ball gag and soft leather whip.

You want I can throw in a skin tight suit for you. Comes in black, red and white.

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

[HumsterMKX]

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

How about I sweeten the deal with 1/2 dozen Lalafells in bloodhound suits + miqo'te in foxy suit. So you can roleplay those rich peeps fox hunting thingy.

[Raminax]

*dies*

I don't know whether it was translation or deliberate, but there were sooooooooo many things wrong with these quests. xD

Oh yeah... First they talk about how my butt is plump, then not one, but TWO NPCs want to mount me! And one of them was Ishgardian! So much for piety and chastity. <_<

Beasts, devils, cads, perverts, deviants etc.

[CUTS3R]

How about a muscular Elezen in a pony suit?

How can "Elezen" and "muscular" be in the same sentence ?

PS: Op, try to steal the Unicorn from a lalafail ( pun pun ) , gratz you now have a ponycorn for your Hyur.

[silentwindfr]

i dunno for you, but what i have read was more, the east are coming, we don't know when, but it will happend and they will bring..... PONY!!!

[Dark-Saviour]

Yeah, I was half-expecting a new mount since all they have to do is dehorn the unicorn, but since nobody's datamined a horse, I should have known better. :-(

[Naliee]

Yeah, I was half-expecting a new mount since all they have to do is dehorn the unicorn, but since nobodies datamined a horse, I should have known better. :-(

Me too ;; Now I'm very sad that I didn't get My Little Pony...

[D-Gold]

I an sad that we didn't get the mask the chocobo lady has.