General Derps

[MaethusXion]

I've done the DRG Elusive Jump into more mobs before. And the PLD Shield Oath thing many times with FC members. Need to have a "PLD Shield Oath" meme...

[Jinrya-Geki]

I shot spiny plume with flare by accident... before Garuda jumped.

Needless to say everyone's butthole clenched in a singular motion. You might not notice because it mimics the sound of the vortex SE.

[Bamboofox]

Hmm i am having a lot of aggro, let me help the tank a bit and use my enmity reducing backjump...oh pulled another group of mobs

I knew from the first time I read Elusive Jump's tooltip that I was going to kill myself with it one day. Knew it.

Went to Darkhold this afternoon, and I don't know what was happening with me, but I kept facepulling other mobs when I ducked behind my current target for Impulse Drive. But my most impressive derp happened on the way to the second boss, on those cliffs with the red crystals. I accidentally peeled aggro from the tank, so I thought "well, I have an aggro dump button, let's use it", and backflipped myself down the cliff, right on top of a toad. Then I thought "oops" and decided to bring the mob back to the tank like a good DPS... and promptly aggro'd 3 more mobs running back up the path to the party. And if that wasn't enough, while we were trying to sort out the mess I brought with me, the tank and I got caught in the toad's giant PBAoE, got pushed off the cliff... died of falling damage... the rest of the mobs ate the bard and whm...

All my party members got a heartfelt /grovel from me after we rezzed.

[LunarEmerald]

I seem to accidentally target spiny time to time. I'm not paying attention whom I'm hitting and I look at the screen and see that it's spiny, and I'm like "What? I thought for certain I was hitting Garuda."

Would be nice if there was something opposite of focus target. Mark an enemy to where the game won't let you select it until the mark is removed.

[Darksword]

I had a good one as WAR last night.

Doing CT, at the beginning when you have the Homunculus and the shadow dragons. I jumped out of the poison pool after finishing off the homunculus and started wailing on the dragon in DD mode (I was OT). I kept expecting the dragon to spin around, because the main tank was originally behind me. His ass was pointed right at the party. Waiting and wailing, waiting and wailing. "Damn, wheres the MT at?! I'd better tank him and turn him!" I popped on defiance anTAILSWIPE. Too late. Half my group got taken out including both healers.

It was only then that I looked up and saw the MT had D/Ced. I was MTing and didn't know it, and dragon ass-blasted my own party! >.<