General Derps

[Shiveria]

have you ever messed up in a fight or raid and felt like well that was dumb? i thought it would be fun to make a thread and see everyones derpy moments!

Like my fiance who thought hydra was a solo fight (we told him it was an 8 man) and he went in as a scholar... 10 seconds later he comes out dead and was stunned LOL he did not talk for the rest of the night

[Amyas]

lol. Just the other night I was helping a friend and a few other people on Hydra on my blm, we wiped a few times because most of the party was new and having trouble with the mechanics. One of the tanks said 'welp last try for me', we got in, tank pulled, I thunder 3'd, fire 3'd, crit fire crit fire proc fire 3, crit proc thunder 3'd, pulled hate and wiped the party, causing the tank to leave after the wipe and party to fall apart. Sorry again guys Orz.

[Ri_ri]

I went to T4 with my stuff breaking... then a few tries later stood in front of the first Dreadnaught... it sucks wiping the party twice due to very silly mistakes.

[Mezolitik]

My first time in Sastasha as a healer, everybody died on the first mob.

[Kaelah]

All my gear breaking just before the end of AK.

Leaving Cleric stance on. (Guilty of this one more often than I'd like to admit... xD )

[Shadowtrek]

Before this game, I was relatively new to MMO's and the lingo involved. I didn't know what "buffs" meant so I just stood there while tank kept saying "Waiting on buffs...." thinking he was talking to somebody else.

After that embarrassing noob moment came another in a different dungeon. I knew what the numbers were for, but didn't know how macros worked. The tank kept numbering enemies and using macros, so along with marking an enemy with a "1," she would spam "ATTACK (name of enemy)!" over and over again. I had no idea why she kept doing both and asked why she kept feeling the need to yell, lol.

[Naunet]

Leaving Cleric stance on. (Guilty of this one more often than I'd like to admit... xD )

As someone who abuses Cleric Stance... this one has been the instigator of some hilarious(ly awesome) moments for me. Not always resulting in wipes! Also, sometimes my brain will just... get switched around or something, and I'll keep trying to turn Cleric Stance off to heal someone and then back on to continue dpsing, but I end up getting stuck and doing it in the reverse order - turning Cleric Stance on to heal, turning it off to dps. xD

[Clerks]

turning Cleric Stance on to heal, turning it off to dps. xD

Happened to me so much...And not clicking the tank, but assuming you've clicked it, so you heal like crazy, OH yourself a lot, getting hate, and don't understand why, but why the tank's health is still going down! "Is this guy that undergeared?!", "Wow, this boss hits hard!"...No, you idiot, you're healing yourself and nobody else. God, I hate when that happens.

[Aegis]

Settling into my brd's optimal DPS rotation on ADS. Then realising a microsecond after my Blunt Arrow macro pings <se.5> that I probably shouldn't be using the entire rotation.

<me> "Ummm.... tanks..."

[Nel_Celestine]

Weekly Stupidity:
Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09DWa00C4w

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mvKvDSxBZ4

Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhdILqggjBs

Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PbpblMqRAY


Expect more to come!