What I'd like to get out of this thread is some stories from others who've had experiences with trolls and what they've done to counter such "common courtesy".
I'm the kind of guy who loves trolling trolls. Sitting in Upper Burg in Dark Souls waiting to be invaded while dressed in fully upgraded starting gear so I look like a noob even though I'm in NG+++ and have over 200 pvp kills (all from trolling trolls). That said, the point of this thread is to get a few laughs and maybe help a person or two in finding ways to deal with those FFXIV trolls out there in their various schemes.